My name is Brandon, and I am brilliant. I am always on AIM. This is my pimpin ass website. All I need is some mack daddy spinner rims to go on it, and it won't be nothing but a G thang. Word to your brother.
   

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it was the struggle of the century
and all the grown men came to see
the girl who could tame the tigers
the heart of the southern lovebirds
they found her under the sea
she said she came from cell block three

the girl hit hot like a barracuda baby
she floated on air like a crest of wave
she was a primal instituation
she was a danger to herself yeah





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Friday, July 22, 2005
It's Time for a Revolution

I am so jaded by popups. I remember back when all this spam business was just getting started and I believed the fibs and got all excited. No longer do I care if my computer is infected with spyware; the thoughts of having a million viruses is like water off a duck's back, and no, I would not like to perform a system scan.

We are so much smarter than popups, and it is offensive to our intelligence. I think it is time spammers evolve as we spammees have. I am ready for some absolutely horrible news, such as, "THAT MOSQUITO THAT BIT YOU WAS INFECTED WITH THE WEST NILE VIRUS, Would you like to perform a system scan?" or "THERE IS AN AXE MURDERER STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU! Get our Pop-up Blocker!" (I defy anyone not to glance over their shoulder for reassurance) or even "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE NEXT TUESDAY! Who will update your myspace?!"

I want to be terrified again, and that business about clicking to claim my prize for being the bazillionth viewer just isn't cutting it. Don't tempt me with iPods of every color of the spectrum. Send some more animated cockroaches crawling across my screen and if there is the option of virtually-squashing them, all the better.







In other news, I have pictures of Dana, Allison and I from once upon a day at Dana's house.

http://partypics10.blogdrive.com

Look at them.

n 10:00 pm
mad lovin by the cold-hearted
t(1)ke a deep breath babe, cause we just started

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